A Magician on a cruise…

A magician on a cruise ship is constantly having his tricks spoilt by the ship’s parrot.  Every time he does a trick the parrot shouts “its in his pocket! 4  of clubs! Its got a false bottom!'” The Magician hates it.  That night the ship sinks and the Magician and the parrot cling to a piece of drift wood.  For four days the parrot says nothing, he just stares at the Magician. On the fifth day the parrot says: “ok, I give up, where’s the ship?”

(Unknown source)

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