Category Archives: Jokes

After tomato wisdom there is the joke…

Three tomatoes are walking down the road. A mummy tomato, daddy tomato and a baby tomato.  Baby tomato falls behind so daddy tomato huffs and puffs and calls ketch-up to baby tomato… (Source: ‘Pulp Fiction’)

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A Magician on a cruise…

A magician on a cruise ship is constantly having his tricks spoilt by the ship’s parrot.  Every time he does a trick the parrot shouts “its in his pocket! 4  of clubs! Its got a false bottom!’” The Magician hates … Continue reading

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